On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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