If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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