you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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