Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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