im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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