Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
