Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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