Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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