some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Houston, we have a blender
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I supernannyed him into submission
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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