Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
The uberlube is also flammable
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
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