I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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All the doctor said was why
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
tell me about the eggs
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