my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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