i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
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Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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