He is such a slut. More and more my type.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
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All im saying is that my face might fall off.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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