Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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