Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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