That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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