that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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