lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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