we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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