Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
