i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
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We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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