The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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