need another drink. this is the easiest way
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
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some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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