As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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