She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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