She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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