plz talk dirty to me
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
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well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
The struggles of a small town man whore
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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