your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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