Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
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im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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