This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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