The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Shame - the story of my life.
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