8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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