ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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