Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
