I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
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Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
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I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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