I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
it glows. i had to have it.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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