idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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