Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
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I need to wash the frat house off of me
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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