I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
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you will always have a special place in my vag
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
You made out with two different species that night
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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