Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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