Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
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walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
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I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.