let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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