Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
