He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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