Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
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She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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