We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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