What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
As shirtless as possible
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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