he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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