For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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