hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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