Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
where am i from again
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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