Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I think I sprained my soul last night
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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