What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You pole danced in your parka.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
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I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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