Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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