I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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