I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
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Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?